March 2012
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Just because I’m depressed doesn’t mean I can lash out at people who don’t deserve it.
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erasing-izzy replied to your post: They are playing Nicki Minaj SOMEONE KILL ME
the adventures of booboo and bitchface!?
NO EVEN WORSE
CHANDLER AND CO
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nidophlosionz replied to your post: They are playing Nicki Minaj SOMEONE KILL ME
I will do this for you. I know you’d do the same.
You’re a good man Anal Destiny.
They are playing Nicki Minaj SOMEONE KILL ME
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welovebawb replied to your photo: Hi this is one of the pictures I submitted to…
Those are really really cute.Ps: my mom says you have a nice butt
Everything is right in this post.
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torresthethird replied to your photo: Hi this is one of the pictures I submitted to…
Cute butt :)
Hahah thank you, good sir
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tanghuevan replied to your post: How about instead of campaigning against…
What happened to #die cis scum?
I tag all cute baking-related posts with die cis scum now.
It’s super-effective
Also Chanblargh is eating my rainbow jello while driving me insane THIS IS ADDING INSULT TO INJURY
I mean if I tell you that I’m going to poison you in your sleep I think you can assume I’m mildly irritated with you.
I would quote David on some of the crap he’s saying now but I don’t want to give certain people on here a reason to hate him more.
tunnnelsnakesrule:
simonefiasco:
…that little white boy who killed those three kids picked them at random?
and some of y’all want to hug him and say everything will be okay?
nah, nigga.
what’s this about
i think it’s that school shooting from the other day
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I would be angrier if I wasn’t completely expecting this all to go down when he got back.
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>”You and Thomas had better not distract David from loving me down when he gets back.”
>”We’re going to be working. Don’t worry.”
>David sufficiently distracted by Thomas and Chandler anyway
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rollwiththegoodtimes replied to your photo: Google excuse me but what the fuck is this I…
What the fuck is that bullshit?
I DON’T KNOW BUT I FUCKING HATE IT
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“I’m not really in a cuddling mood.”
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>hear David coming in
>ABORT ABORT ABORT
>close browser window faster than the speed of light
Is that guy flirting with the robot
What the hell just fell out of that robot thing
WHAT
agniology:
have you ever been doing something and then a song comes on that makes you want to be a stripper
aintasuperhero:
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum gets “Sexy and I Know It” stuck in his head and never gets it out.
WOW FUCK THIS IS A GOOD ONE
FUCK
Holy shit I just want to watch the rest of this fucking show
And I am not desperate enough to actually tell someone by name what I’m watching and hope they have a link
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There are drills FUCKING EVERYWHERE NOW
WHAT
IS GOING
ON
“Indomitable spirit and masculinity”
I am crying
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What
What is the point
in running away from an earthquake if you’re underground
What the hell is a pigmole steak
Or did I mishear that
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kayweb replied to your post: cry0gonal replied to your post: And now I have…
*lick*
the best treatment for powdered sugar nips.
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cry0gonal replied to your post: And now I have powdered sugar on my nipples.
i like the sound of this
kayweb replied to your post: And now I have powdered sugar on my nipples.
glorious
It is better than anyone could ever imagine.
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens.
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, inspiring art!
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
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And now I have powdered sugar on my nipples.
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>David still not back
>Proceed to flood his inbox with pictures of my ass
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I hope Rick Santorum buy a bag of cookies only to have the cookies be broken and crumbling all over the place.
So that porno is going to happen as soon as I figure out exactly how much tranquilizer I need
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thegirlwiththefinchertattoo:
I hope Rick Santorum is to the electoral college what Leonardo DiCaprio is to the Oscar voters.
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How about
instead of campaigning against race-related violence
and then gender-related violence
We just fight to end hate crimes in general?