the firstborn “pleasant surprise” of two young parents, Alex has been writing since she figured out she could string sentences together in a certain way and upset people with them. After graduating high school, she attempted working in fields other than writing and failed miserably. She’s now settled down at SCAD Atlanta and is finally doing writing again. When not writing, she prefers sleeping, photographing people without their consent, and burying herself alive in kittens.former urls:
ogod-theaftermath
daddys-money
someone-stop-alex
I’ve been reading too much David Sedaris lately and it’s influenced what I’m going to write on for Camp NaNoWriMo.
Who am I kidding, it isn’t physically possible to read too much David Sedaris.
But anyway, the 50,000 words I’m going to be feverishly typing out this month will be a collection of stories actually about real things in my life, currently titled The Catholic School Survival Guide. I’m sure you can infer from there the type of amusing anecdotes that will be put together. (IRL friends feel free to share ideas.) And I’ve got lots of plans, starting first with the fact that my mom used to scare my sister and me into being model children at church by telling us that Jesus would come down off the cross and get us if we didn’t behave.
Time to scrap the outline of stupid irrelevant things I wrote two days ago and get cracking on a new outline… THE CLOCK IS TICKING.
I HAVE STORIES I CAN SHARE
Top 9 Pictures of Uchiha Itachi
[Requested by simplista]
(Source: norunir, via kiba-inuzuka-headscratch)
Hey, I’m Tuxedo Mask and I just show up, throw a fucking rose, and peace out shouting some “you can do it” bullshit at Sailor Moon because I have a cock so she obviously needs me to get her to believe in herself.
phhhhhfffftttt
i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!
i’m actually crying omg
(via pinokioh)
“Abortion is killing a human life.”
Mm, okay. Most abortions happen at a time when there’s really very little “life” going on in there. But let’s say your argument was 100% factual, 100% of the time.
I’m sick. I want to cry at how horrible this is. It’s like they’re making fun of killing a child. Ugh! 30% of their profits go to Planned Parenthood. Of course. This is disgusting.
this is the reality you want women to face if you outlaw abortion.
aw did shit just get too real for you? cry about it bb, you’ll feel better.
Where can I get this?! I need it.
A Church posts a billboard apology to North Carolinians for “judgmental, deceptive, manipulative actions” done against the LGBT community with the passage of Amendment One.
(via lorstarcutter)
It’s been almost a year and a half since I visited the Jenny McCarthy Body Count. In that time, it looks like over 250 unnecessary vaccine-preventable deaths and over 20,000 illnesses have occurred because of Jenny and her ilk spreading brain-meltingly frustrating misinformation about the safety of vaccines.
Sure, she’s not the only guilty one, but she’s the leader of a dangerous movement that’s still quite active today.
This from a woman whose website has the following headline up today: 21 Benefits of Enzymes and Why You Need Them … oh I dunno, maybe to complete basic biological functions and literally BE ALIVE?!?!
A society that cares about science more will be a society that cares less about Jenny McCarthy. Keep up the good fight, and keep sharing science with your friends. Someone’s life may depend on it.
(via agniology)
